Infinite HP: Why Does Everyone Want to Kill Me?!

One trashy cultivation game, one all-nighter, and Xu Funian dies of exhaustion—only to wake up as a villain whose heart has already been ripped out. Cast aside by the story's golden couple and exiled to a spiritual wasteland, she's stuck with an impossible mission: raising five future demon overlords. The catch? They're toddlers. The oldest is five and more interested in mud pies than world domination. Now Xu Funian must survive vengeful cultivators, navigate a cutthroat world, and somehow keep five ravenous little terrors fed, clothed, and alive long enough to become the apocalyptic powerhous…