The Villain Loaded My System [Quick Transmigration]

Gu Xiyu's mission should be simple: travel through worlds, neutralize dangerous villains, save the day. But his assigned system is completely unhinged. When a ruthless tycoon kidnaps the protagonist, the system suggests sending flowers. When a demonic prince threatens the empire, it recommends acting cute. When a cultivation world villain captures immortals for power, the system proposes... dual cultivation? Forced to follow these absurd orders or face punishment, Gu Xiyu discovers something shocking—the methods actually work. The danger levels drop, but the villains grow increasingly obsessed…