A Perfectly Respectable Cultivation Novel

What happens when the most abstract existence in the cultivation world gets a factory reset? Jian Xieyun was a goddess—until her fellow disciple Jian Bingwu invited her for scenic views, then promptly shoved her off the Immortal Execution Platform. Plot twist: she survives, remembers she's reincarnated, and joins the Heartless Sect as its youngest (and most chaotic) member. Now she's on a mission to spank everyone indiscriminately, especially the male lead. His complaint? "Can't someone stop her?" Spoiler: No one can. A madcap comedy where traditional cultivation takes a vacation and absurdist…