On Weibo:
#Shocking, it turns out even the most handsome men cannot escape such things#
#Su Yu is kept by a sugar mommy#
#Shanghai Fortress or Goodbye Mr. Loser#
Comment section:
[Bro, come on, your way of chasing traffic is completely devoid of any baseline, right?]
[Ahahaha~~ Such a handsome man actually does this kind of work? Is there an address, I want to save a fallen man.]
[Disgusting, get lost, you kept boy~]
[I am definitely not going to watch a kept boy's movie!]
[Director Li Jun has a good reputation, I believe him.]
Directors' chat group:
Director Kaige: To be a person, one is still better off being down-to-earth. The young people nowadays....
Kuzi: Is this hype, or is it real? But then again, I did hear rumors before about Su Yu being kept by someone.
Director Yi: If Li Jun and Su Yu teamed up for hype, that's just too disgusting. If not, then.....
Lou Ye: The film environment here is just... when I was studying abroad, those films.....
Celebrities' chat group:
Xiaoming: So lively, I can hardly believe it. It's just.....
Chao Ge: This Li Jun's hype has no baseline at all. I believe Su Yu, purely based on this song Once Upon You.
Hehe: We wouldn't dare say anything, oh right, doesn't Chao Ge have a movie coming out for National Day?
Yifei: I don't believe it. I was just starting to feel some goodwill toward this Su Yu.
Shishi: Su Yu is an orphan, it hasn't been easy for him to get to where he is today. Someone is just jealous.
Of course Su Yu saw news like this.
Since Su Yu had nothing better to do anyway,
he immediately posted from his account with over a hundred thousand followers:
"I'll make a bet with the general public: Shanghai Fortress is absolute shit. I wonder if you believe it or not?"
When arguing with people, you must be careful never to follow the other party's topic.
Su Yu was certainly not going to explain to anyone what his actual relationship with that big sister was!
Perhaps not even half an hour later,
Li Jun's side responded:
"Shanghai Fortress invested two hundred million, and invited Lu Lu, Shu Qi, and many other stars to join..."
After a long paragraph praising his own film,
"In contrast, this inexplicable Goodbye Mr. Loser, aside from Yang Mi who is on the edge of the third tier....."
Followed by another long paragraph denigrating Goodbye.
One can only say that Li Jun's response was maxed out on output.
From every aspect, he profoundly analyzed why his Shanghai Fortress was awesome,
and why Goodbye Mr. Loser was trash.
The main theme was being logical and evidence-based.
Su Yu smilingly posted four characters, then went to hug his beloved Aiai who had just returned and went to sleep.
Mimi wasn't convenient today.
Those four characters were: "Oh? He's triggered!"
Interestingly, this back-and-forth between Su Yu and Li Jun instantly made the hype for both movies explode.
Meanwhile, in the comment section:
[Leaving aside words like kept boy and movies for a moment, I just want to say about Su Yu's response: damn, lesson learned.]
[No, bro, why do I feel like those four characters—oh, he's triggered—sound so devastating?]
[My blind guess is that Li Jun is cursing and smashing things right now.]
[No, no, no, I think Li Jun is putting out heavy damage.]
......
In a very luxurious office, Li Jun looked at the comments in the comment section and thought of Su Yu's response just now, feeling a surge of evil fire shooting straight up.
According to his initial plan,
he would use this topic to gain traffic for both films. Not only could Su Yu not complain, but he should even thank him.
After all, what is face worth? Profits are the most important thing.
Oh right, it wasn't his face that was getting hurt anyway.
Yet this little prick Su Yu not only didn't thank him, but actually dared talk back?
This was simply unacceptable to him.
And rightly so,
in his eyes, Su Yu was nothing more than a loser who relied on women, carried five hundred million in debt, and was completely worthless.
"Fuck your mother, Su Yu. You dead kept boy, you still dare talk back? Other people might not know your background, but don't I? I know all about those past affairs between you and President Wen."
"And President Wen, what on earth does she see in you? Why is she still hung up on you?"
"Damn dog Su Yu, this time I'm going to use box office results to fiercely slap your face. I'm going to let President Wen know that I....."
"Sigh! President Wen, oh President Wen, why are you so bewitched?"
"Fuck~~~"
Su Yu's counterattack,
the netizens' mockery,
and the fact that President Wen—the big sister he liked—liked Su Yu instead of him,
with these three buffs stacked together,
Li Jun lost his temper.
Consequently, the computer, documents, and everything else on the desk before him suffered.
The female secretary hurried in and began providing emotional value to Li Jun.
"President Li, don't be angry. Su Yu is just a..."
"President Li, actually in my heart you have always been..."
"President Li is truly outstanding..."
"President Li must not take those netizens' words to heart, those are just..."
After a good while, Li Jun finally calmed down.
Looking at this understanding secretary, the more Li Jun looked, the more he liked her.
"Go close the door!"
Li Jun ordered from his chair.
The secretary let out a soft exclamation.
Then,
bang, crash, smash.
"I'll have you call my movie a piece of trash!"
"Damn Su Yu, fuck your mother!"
"You liver-rotten Su Yu!"
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"Dog Su Yu, I'll fucking..."
Just as Li Jun was... the phone on the desk suddenly rang.
Li Jun took a few deep breaths, picked up the phone, and glanced at the screen—it was President Wen.
Li Jun pressed the answer button.
"Go apologize to Su Yu."
Li Jun was somewhat dazed, his anger flaring up again.
"I won't say it a second time!"
After the call was hung up, Li Jun slowly recovered his senses.
"I... I... I... Fuck your mother, Su Yu~!!!!"
"I am irreconcilable with you..."
Black No. 4 Secretary: Today was finally a bit more human... usually... trash... hehe, the bonus of being humiliated into anger?
.........
The next day.
The weather was clear and bright.
Li San got up bright and early. Today he had a very important matter: to go watch Goodbye Mr. Loser.
He hadn't slept well these past few days because he kept thinking of that former desk-mate who had married someone else.
As the saying goes:
Whenever he thought about how he clearly had a chance, yet wasted it in vain, Li San felt pain.
Pain, agonizing pain.
It hurt worse than castration.
"It's all this Goodbye Mr. Loser's fault!"
A fierce look flashed in Li San's eyes. Only after watching it and fiercely venting and leaving bad reviews could he dispel the hatred in his heart.
Li San had bought his movie ticket in advance, and when he bought it, there were plenty of seats left.
Yet after entering the cinema, the fully packed house was something Li San hadn't expected.
"So popular? Looks like the publicity was well done!"
Li San found his seat and prepared to watch the movie.
Oh right, to his left and right, front and back, were all couples. Within this perimeter, he was the only single dog.
"Hehe, got a partner? You'll all break up after watching the movie!"
As time passed, the movie began.
At first, Li San leaned back in his chair, indifferent.
"Hmm~~ Filmed somewhat interestingly, above average."
But when he saw Dongmei make her entrance, the corners of his mouth began to be uncontrollable.
"Haha, so that's how it is, pretty interesting, so funny!"
Li San put away his dismissive attitude.
Next, Xiaolas time-traveling in the film and showing off in various ways made Li San laugh from ear to ear.
"This has so many memes, the screenwriter is a talent!"
Until Li San saw Xiaolas holding a guitar and singing Those Flowers, when Li San's heart began to hurt again.
However, it didn't hurt as much as the previous days, because he was laughing at the moment.
The hour and a half of viewing time passed very quickly.
Li San was completely immersed in the plot, unable to extricate himself.
By the time the movie ended, Li San walked out of the screening room with lingering reluctance.
At this moment, the images most deeply imprinted in his mind were Yuanhua holding a harpoon and the old man resting in the shade.
"No way, I'm going to watch it again! Haven't had enough!"
Li San walked toward the ticket counter.