After Being Cheated On, I Unlocked the Three Realms Live Stream

Dumped and humiliated, Qi Feng discovers his phone now broadcasts to the heavens themselves. Taishang Laojun hawks divine pills in his comments, Sun Wukong spam-likes every post, and the legendary hound Xiaotianquan—now a leg-obsessed husky—becomes his first viral sensation. When his ex's new girlfriend drops 50k to buy the "pervy dog," Qi Feng casually sells her a soul-returning pill that revives her billionaire grandfather from his deathbed. Suddenly, immortals are flooding his livestream: "Restock the crayfish!" "I need Viagra—I mean, stamina pills!" "Take my Nine Heavens Profound Stone and…