After I Chose to Slack Off, Both the System and a Succubus Showed Up

Chen Linlu is cursed with the worst luck imaginable—a once-in-a-millennium calamity magnet. After losing his parents, girlfriend, home, and nearly his life to absurd accidents, he's done trying. In a world reshaped by interdimensional rifts where everyone gains RPG-like powers, Chen decides to do absolutely nothing. No grinding. No questing. Just gaming, sleeping, and staying indoors. But fate has other plans. The moment he commits to his slacker lifestyle, a game-breaking System bonds with him—and a dangerously alluring Succubus arrives at his doorstep. Now the guy who wanted nothing to do wi…