The skills of the Heal Hero were absurd indeed.
Normally, starting classes possessing a single Legend-tier skill were already considered to have a legendary template.
Yet this Hero panel came with three Legend-tier skills and two Dream-tier skills!
Ever since the game Secret Realm Continent was born, Linda had never seen such an absurd template.
With this, clearing the top of the World Tree and defeating the Demon King would no longer be "impossible."
The Heal Hero's first Legend-tier skill, Libra Conservation: strength stats were forever equal to mana stats.
This allowed Linda to easily dual-cultivate in physical and magical combat, shedding the Healer drawback of having zero combat capability.
Although traditional classes included Paladins who could both attack and take hits, a Paladin's so-called "attack" didn't even measure up to half of the worst DPS class.
They could attack, but not by much.
Next was the second Legend-tier skill, Poison in the Heart.
A new branch named [Poison Healing] was added to the class skill tree.
With a Legend-tier skill tree, it surely wouldn't be weak.
It was entirely possible to poison all monsters to death with a single heal.
The third skill was Eye of Truth.
It displayed damage numbers when fighting monsters.
The effect of this skill was relatively minor, mainly used to observe the actual conditions and stats of enemies and allies.
The remaining two Dream-tier skills belonged to system abilities.
Killing monsters granted Mystery Points, which could then be used to upgrade oneself.
An experience bar had also appeared, perfectly fitting the basic setting of the game Secret Realm Continent: killing monsters made you stronger.
If everything matched the game, this meant Linda had no cultivation bottlenecks and would sooner or later reach the cap of level 100.
Linda relaxed inwardly; the pressure of becoming the Hero was a lot less now.
Once he reached level 100, a former pro gamer like him wouldn't be afraid of any Demon King.
"Hey, mortal, how is this gift from this deity? Aren't you moved to tears, coming to kiss this deity's boots?"
Kafuni's condescending voice rang out.
Linda snapped out of his thoughts.
The other party's patronizing tone made him raise an eyebrow.
If these abilities were Kafuni's benevolent gifts, he would have dropped to his knees to kowtow twice.
But Kafuni was doing this to have him subjugate the Demon King.
The two of them ought to be in a cooperative relationship.
He was responsible for providing the labor, while Kafuni provided the gear.
Yet this blonde deity always looked down her nose at people, talking like a haughty brat, which made his teeth itch with irritation.
Linda concealed his displeasure; in any case, he would get all the rewards first and talk later.
"The third form of assistance you're providing me is a wish for a skill—any skill at all?"
"Of course! After all, I am a deity!"
"Time is precious. If you've thought of it, spit it out! This deity is still waiting to head to the next world!"
Kafuni's tone was half-triumphant and half-contemptuous toward a country bumpkin like Linda.
Linda's expression remained unchanged as he pondered.
The skills he already had were completely sufficient.
Having one more Legend-tier skill would only change the difficulty from easy to very easy.
What he needed were some alternative auxiliary means.
Linda looked with sharp eyes at Kafuni, who was floating in mid-air, pinching a crystal grape and elegantly feeding it to her mouth:
"I want you to turn into a gorgeous, sultry anime girl and become this Hero's summon."
"A summon, no problem! Let this deity see, we have holy dragon hatchlings, purple crystal behemoth hatchlings—uh, wait, what did you say?"
The grape in Kafuni's hand plopped onto the ground.
For Linda's extremely offensive request, Kafuni showed no anger; instead, a trace of panic appeared on her face.
Linda smiled, revealing his white teeth:
"I want you to turn into a gorgeous girl with huge, white boobs, tender skin, and sultry vibes to be this Hero's summon."
That said, Linda hadn't actually expected it to succeed.
He was merely expressing his dissatisfaction in the form of a joke, hoping Kafuni would dial back that condescending godly attitude.
After all, what deity would be foolish enough to actually turn into a girl and become his summon?
What if he were a pervert and asked the deity to help resolve his physical needs?
Yet Linda was not a denizen of the God Realm and wasn't too clear on certain rules.
Kafuni was far from as composed as he thought.
As the deity guiding the Hero's class transfer, Kafuni could not reject the Hero's wish. According to the rules of the God Realm, she had to do her utmost to satisfy the Hero, assist the Hero, and encourage the Hero to save the otherworld.
At that moment.
The keywords "huge boobs," "girl," and "summon" were captured by the God Realm rules, and she heard Linda repeat and confirm his words.
A powerful force that Kafuni could not resist enveloped her body.
In an instant, Kafuni's complexion changed.
Her expression went from dazed to horrified, then to collapse and despair, taking only a few short breaths.
"Hero, you bastard!"
Kafuni was on the verge of tears.
"Are you scolding me?"
Linda blinked in bewilderment, scratching his head.
Only upon seeing the other's pale complexion did it dawn on him belatedly.
Could it be that Kafuni couldn't refuse his request?
Linda froze.
Then... what on earth was this jerk putting on airs for all this time?
If she had honestly handled the Hero's onboarding business with a better attitude, he wouldn't have even thought of joking around!
After all that fuss, she was nothing more than a receptionist handling paperwork.
How could there be such a trashy deity in this world?
"Can I take back what I said just now? It was just a joke, let me reselect a skill."
Linda coughed and said awkwardly.
Kafuni, however, smiled.
A smile full of tearful anguish.
Linda read the answer from the other's tragic expression.
Things were set in stone; all he could do now was maximize his benefits.
Linda sighed and looked up at the sky.
Facing Kafuni, who was enveloped in golden light and currently undergoing transformation, he spoke as fast as a machine gun:
"Please grant me a deity who has huge boobs, long legs, a peach-shaped ass, a fuller figure, and an older-sister type face! Oh right, can her O be squished? If so, I want them white—"
Kafuni's body twisted within the golden light, being kneaded into various shapes by the massive hand of the rules.
Piercing shrieks rang out continuously.
"Wuwawa! Stop, hurry up and stop, you bastard Hero!"
"How can this deity's body be manipulated by you as you please?! I'm going to kill you, aaahhh!"
Squish—
Big boobs grew out.
Crack—
The features she took the most pride in vanished.
Kafuni cried.
Everything turned out just as Linda had hoped.
The woman amidst the golden light possessed perfectly firm breasts, a waist slender enough to be gripped by a pair of hands, long and flawless legs, and a perky, ultra-bouncy ass.
Along with a mane of soft, golden hair as brilliant as the sunshine.