After Retirement, This Ancestor Ascended by Doing Absolutely Nothing

Why cultivate when you can caffeinate? Su Wan, a burned-out corporate slave, dies from overwork and awakens as an eighty-year-old matriarch on death's door—with ungrateful descendants circling like vultures. But she's got a secret weapon: a System that rewards pure laziness! Sip tea? Gain lifespan. Watch family drama? Level up. While her descendants plot her demise and cultivation geniuses risk their lives for power, Su Wan lounges her way to legendary status. Just when everyone thinks the old lady's finally croaking, she's already a Qi Refining master who can't be bothered to lift a finger. E…