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Chapter 11

Chapter 11

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After Lu Ruo finished her question, a massive figure wearing an Ultraman Tiga mask appeared on camera.
Dapang’s owner, Big Pizza, was also quite large. He tossed his jacket into the trash can without a second thought and began speaking with an aggressive tone: "Of course I want to know why my Dapang always rejects my affection and keeps peeing on me."
Having received this feedback from the owner, Lu Ruo smiled and replied very earnestly: "Your Dapang hates you. It says you're an idiot and wants to use its urine to wake you up."
As soon as Lu Ruo said this, Dapang, who had been staring daggers at its owner while grumbling, stopped barking and turned to look at the screen instead. Its pupils rounded due to the refraction of light as it looked at Lu Ruo and let out a meow: "Someone can actually understand what a cat says?"
Lu Ruo nodded.
Dapang’s eyes widened even further, its face full of shock.
The audience in the live stream was amused by Lu Ruo’s remark about "using urine to wake you up" and began sending her "little stars" worth ten cents each. Sexy Husky, being the first to send a gift, also found it funny and sent Lu Ruo a glow stick.
[LMAO the host is actually quite good with words, hahaha. The entertainment value is off the charts.]
[I get it now, this is an abstract streamer whose goal is to make us laugh. If that’s the case, even if the communication isn’t entirely accurate, it’s still pretty interesting.]
Big Pizza saw all the audience's comments and retorted sarcastically, speechless: "Anyone can make things up based on a pet's behavior, right? Isn't this just a scam? My Dapang and I are so close; there's no way it would pee on me just because it hates me."
"It’s not just because it hates you, of course," Lu Ruo said. She paused deliberately before continuing, "It also hates your goddess. It hates that you insist on bringing it along every time you go out with her, and it hates that you force it to wear an Elizabethan collar every time just to please her."
At each word from Lu Ruo, Big Pizza froze in front of his screen: "H-how do you know that I put a collar on it when I take it out?"
[Oh, hold on, Big Pizza’s reaction is off. He didn’t deny the host’s previous two points, which means the host really hit the nail on the head? He’s actually using his own fur baby to suck up to a woman?]
[Collars are very uncomfortable for cats. Big Pizza, don't tell me you're the type who deliberately uses a pet to chase girls but doesn't actually care about the pet at all?]
[The person above hit the nail on the head! I hate people who pretend to love pets. For all we know, if he doesn't win over his goddess, he'll just abandon the cat.]
Seeing the audience speculating maliciously about him, Big Pizza rushed to explain: "I've been raising Dapang for ten years, ever since I was in second grade. I treat it like my most important family member; how could I abandon it? The collar... the collar was just so the goddess, who also likes cats, wouldn't be afraid of it."
"I don't know how you found out I put a collar on Dapang, but if it's because of this that Dapang misunderstands me, I can change that in the future."
No sooner had Big Pizza finished speaking than the quiet blue cat suddenly began a new round of grumbling. While cursing, it jumped in front of the camera, looking at Lu Ruo anxiously.
Lu Ruo nodded, and a notification triggered in her ear: [New mission triggered: Help the blue cat Dapang reveal the true colors of the goddess to its owner. Mission Reward: 10 points, one random animal language.]
The live stream really could trigger missions!
Feeling a surge of energy, Lu Ruo stared at Big Pizza and spoke up for Dapang: "You can change, but can your goddess change? Can you stop her from pinching your Dapang’s belly?"
"Pinching Dapang’s belly?" Big Pizza’s tone was full of disbelief. "You're lying! She loves Dapang so much, why would she pinch it?"

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