Alley Dweller: My Cozy Slacker System

Why chase immortality when you can perfect the art of doing absolutely nothing? Armed with a quirky system that rewards slacking off, our hero embraces the ultimate 'lie flat' philosophy. No harems, no drama, no breaking up happy couples—just a peaceful life with a loving wife, two kids, and the occasional good deed for his country. In a world obsessed with grinding and cultivation, he's mastered something far more valuable: contentment. Sometimes the greatest power is knowing when enough is enough.