Apocalypse Green Tea: Reborn to Fake Weakness and Dominate

After countless apocalyptic rebirths, Si Xia expects to finally become the ruthless powerhouse she's meant to be—until a meddling "Green Tea System" forces her to play the delicate damsel instead. When she spots a familiar zombie and reaches for her blade, the system shrieks a warning: act weak or face penalties! Forced to bat her eyelashes and cling to the stoic Qin Nian while whimpering about scary zombies, Si Xia perfects the art of deception by day. But when Qin Nian catches her gleefully dismembering undead hordes at midnight, knife in hand and grin on face, his entire worldview shatters.…