The Villain's Apocalypse Hoarding Handbook

After 30,000 years of well-earned retirement, legendary villain Jian Rao is dragged back into action—hoarding supplies across collapsing worlds. Her mission? Simple. Stockpile everything. Save humanity? Not her problem. But somehow, self-righteous protagonists keep throwing themselves in her path, begging to be put in their place. Worse yet, bold thieves keep eyeing her precious stash. When one audacious fool slices open her backpack mid-heist to steal two measly loaves of bread, their eyes lock. "What are you looking at?!" he snarls. Jian Rao smirks. "Just admiring my future husband. That's n…