As a Villain, Kidnapping the Heroine is Perfectly Reasonable, Right?

What if you woke up as the villain destined to lose? Our protagonist embraces his role with ruthless logic—if the script says he's the bad guy, then kidnapping the heroine is just good strategy! Watch as he flips the narrative, outsmarts fate itself, and turns every cliché on its head in this darkly comedic tale of villainy done right.