As a Zombie, Playing It Safe Is Only Reasonable

What would you do if you woke up as a zombie in a world gone mad? For our protagonist, the answer is simple: survive at all costs. While other undead mindlessly charge into danger, he's mastered the art of lying low, scheming his way through apocalyptic chaos with cunning and caution. In a reality where humans hunt monsters and monsters hunt humans, being an overly careful zombie isn't cowardice—it's genius. Watch as the most unlikely survivor navigates this supernatural dystopia, proving that sometimes the best way to win is to never fight fair.