My Divine Beasts Refuse to Follow the Script

I inherited my grandfather's legendary Classic of Mountains and Seas, dreaming of commanding majestic dragons and mythical beasts. Reality? A rap-battling E'e beast that roasts me daily, a nine-tailed fox with crippling social anxiety, and a 'Taotie' that's gone full vegetarian and devours my houseplants. When my smug rival shows up with an actual Candle Dragon calling us 'trash,' my misfit crew finally stops playing around. Turns out unconventional beasts have unconventional ways of winning—and my oddball team is about to flip the entire beast-taming world upside down.