Big Socks! Do You Even Get This Villain's Kiss?

Zuo You died from binge-reading smut and woke up as cannon fodder in a sugary romance novel—her sole purpose? Shield the heroine, then die. Her system demands she sabotage the protagonists and push the villain toward darkness. Zuo You scoffs: "Only an idiot would risk that!" System: "There's a massive bonus." Zuo You: "Idiot? I'm a genius!" Armed with a ride-on toy and zero shame, she launches absurd schemes: hurling flying sticks at the sunshine heroine's elderly companion (who miraculously sprints away), wailing theatrically after public humiliation by the icy male lead, and generally making…