Chaos Tower: My Wife Is 99 Million Years Older Than Me

Age gaps just hit different when your wife predates entire civilizations. Three years? That's a sugar mama with gold bricks. Three thousand? An immortal goddess. Thirty thousand? A divine empress ruling the heavens. But thirty million years? She commands all realms. My wife? She's been alive for 99.99 million years—and somehow, I'm the one who has to keep up with her expectations.