As Chen Mo squatted by the edge of Yaochi, adjusting the beauty filter, Sun Wukong was using his Golden-Hooped Rod as a selfie stick to broadcast live right in his face: "Folks! Today we're doing something special—Heaven-Uproaring 2.0!" The camera swung around to show Nezha chasing him on his Wind Fire Wheels, shouting, "You bastard! We are not done with you using my Universe Ring as a livestream backdrop!"
"System Quest: Build a Top-Tier Three Realms Livestream Room"
"Reward: Jade Emperor's Royal Teleprompter (comes with automatic flattery function)"
Chen Mo modified the Alchemical Furnace into a lighting rig, but the furnace threw a tantrum and slapped a netherworld filter on Queen Mother of the West. The bullet comment chat exploded instantly: "Is Her Majesty's makeup going for Underworld Sis-in-Chief? Drop the lipstick shade! The kind suitable for visiting graves!"
"Thanks to 'Rulai Is My Little Bro' for sending a Carnival!" Sun Wukong cupped his fists at the camera. "Now performing swallowing a Golden Core without spitting out the core skin..." Before he could finish, Taishang Laojun chased him out of the frame brandishing a broom, and the livestream title automatically switched to "Large-Scale Domestic Violence Scene."
"Boss Chen!" The Broom Spirit rushed in with an afro, "Our virtual gift system has crashed! Now the ghost runners of the Underworld Palace are spamming Naihe Bridge as gifts!" Chen Mo looked up to see Meng Po squatting by the Wangchuan River, frantically clicking "Combo 666," while the river surface filled with little paper boats sent as tips.
Lin Wanqing suddenly airdropped into the livestream to co-host: "Everyone, you have to back me up! This scumbag used my breakup money to raise a Husky!" Chen Mo whipped out the pet store bill: "The flat peach trees this beast chewed up last month outnumber every boat you've ever burned!"
"Flash Quest: Reach One Million Viewers Within Five Minutes"
Chen Mo grabbed the Xuanming Mirror and scanned the scene, where the mirror suddenly revealed the Jade Emperor peeking at the livestream from inside the Hall of Miraculous Mist with a leering face. He decisively set up a lucky draw: "Follow the streamer to win the Jade Emperor's private photos!" The Celestial Court server instantly crashed, while Clairvoyant and Wind-Listener squatted outside the server room door scalping tickets.
"Bro Chen!" Ox-Head squeezed past the reveling immortals, "The sound system we sold to the Demon Lord just collapsed the eighteen layers of hell!" Chen Mo calmly pulled out the "Five Years of Foundation Establishment" textbook: "Tell the customer this is an immersive experience project, and introduce our new one-day package—Hell Rave, Ultimate Bliss Edition!"
When Li Jing's pagoda started auto-spamming gifts, the entire Celestial Realm's economic system completely collapsed. The God of Wealth hugged a treasure basin shattered into a QR code and wept bitterly: "My incense money accumulated over three thousand years! It all turned into virtual rockets!" Chen Mo quietly hung a mini-cart on the livestream: "God of Wealth's signature tears, comes with a bankruptcy talisman when purchased!"
At the celebration banquet, the Husky treated Yaochi like a swimming pool, holding Queen Mother's phoenix crown in its mouth as it went scuba diving. Just as Chen Mo raised a glass of champagne to speak, a system pop-up suddenly appeared: "Competitor detected—Western Paradise Bliss Livestream Room is now online." On the screen, Tang Seng was performing a "Tightening Fillet Rap," and Guanyin's Jade Pure Vase had been replaced by a "Guys, Smash That Follow Button" flashing light.
During the late-night review, the Broom Spirit wept: "Yue Lao has tied red strings between all our fans to make them shipping shippers!" Chen Mo looked at the backend data—the reading volume for the "love-hate" dynamic between Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen had exceeded one billion, and Xiaotian Hound fanfiction was sold out in the ghost market.
"Boss Chen!" Yama's holographic projection emerged from the toilet, "The Underworld census shows the mortality rate dropped by 90% this year! Everyone says they're saving their lives to watch the livestream!" Chen Mo looked out the window at the Black and White Guards waiting in line for autographs, and quietly added an anti-addiction system to the Meng Po Soup.
Suddenly, the Celestial Court alarms blared—the Jade Emperor's teleprompter had gained sentience and was holding a concert in the Hall of Miraculous Mist with glow sticks. Just as Chen Mo was cornered at the door by one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, the system popped up a new quest: "Resolve the Celestial Court idol scandal crisis within 24 hours." He counter-attacked by stuffing Sun Wukong into an idol stage outfit: "Isn't it just a boy band audition? Get him debuted!"
When the theme song of "Celestial Creation Camp" echoed through the clouds, Chen Mo slumped in a pile of delivery boxes, eating Latiao. His phone suddenly vibrated—Lin Wanqing sent a divorce invitation, and the livestream title was "108 Days of Marrying the Top Donor." The Xuanming Mirror reflected the face of her new Daoist partner—it was none other than that glowing automatic teleprompter.