While Chen Mo was squatting in front of the mountain of packages gnawing on a Latiao, the alarm at the South Heavenly Gate shrieked like an electric drill—the Double Eleven order volume had directly turned the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace into a temporary warehouse, and the Xiaotian Hound was barking furiously, buried under a pile of parcels: "Save me! This divine beast's dog food has been pressed into compressed biscuits!"
"President Chen!" the Broom Spirit rushed over waving a smoking iPad, "The system has crashed! The God of Wealth's Merit treasury is being stampeted like a Pinduoduo bargaining group!" Chen Mo turned the Alchemical Furnace into a server with a backhand motion, and when the lid popped open, a programmer ghost wearing a plaid shirt jumped out: "Fellow Daoist, want to experience the 996 blessing?"
"Emergency Task: Repair Payment System"
Chapter 16