While Chen Mo was squatting in a small mountain of complaint letters eating instant noodles, he finally grasped the ultimate meaning of negative reviews—this stuff was harder to endure than Tribulation Transcending lightning. His phone screensaver had been changed to "Your Shop Has Been Put Under Supervision," and a Husky was using complaint letters to fold paper airplanes, with "Evil merchants will definitely be struck by lightning" written on the wings.
"Boss Chen!" The Broom Spirit burst through the door with dark circles under her eyes. "The Seven Fairies teamed up to leave us seven hundred negative reviews! They said the complimentary fairy wands dance to 'Extreme Paradise'!" Chen Mo calmly pulled out the Xuanming Mirror to replay the surveillance footage—Sun Wukong was stuffing knockoff optical discs into express delivery boxes, with "The Jade Emperor's Private Collection of Adult Movies" written on the packaging.
"System Mission: Clear 999+ negative reviews within 24 hours"
Chapter 17