While Chen Mo was squatting by the South Heavenly Gate, gnawing on a pickled-cabbage-flavored Spirit Stone, the Jade Emperor's virtual avatar was playing high-altitude cliff diving in the metaverse under the title "Celestial Court CEO"—every time it kicked up a data spray, the solid wood floor of the Lingxiao Hall quaked three times over.
"Boss Chen!" The Broom Spirit rushed in, brandishing a pair of smoking VR goggles. "Yue Lao changed the Marriage Registry into a dating app, and now the Seven Fairies are all matched with the Xiaotian Hound simultaneously!" Chen Mo calmly clicked open the backend and found a Husky using its paw to browse "People Nearby" in the virtual Yue Lao temple.
"System Quest: Fix the metaverse bug"
"Reward: Blockchain Meng Po Soup (drink it and you're on the chain, never forget a thing)"
Chapter 19