As Chen Mo squatted backstage at the Hall of Miraculous Mist, munching on "Spicy Thunder Tribulation Flavored Rice Crackers," he finally experienced the ultimate torture of being a top-tier celebrity: the Jade Emperor was holding the proposal for *Celestial Realm Produce Camp*, using his virtual avatar to broadcast promotional videos on the Thirty-Third Heaven, complete with a glitch-art commercial at the end: "Mo-bao's Tribulation Transcending Set, second set half off!"
"President Chen!" The Broom Spirit rushed in, his broom-head plucked bald by fans, "Your mother-fans and girlfriend-fans are fighting in Yaochi! The spark was fighting over the strands of hair scorched by lightning that you dropped last time!" Chen Mo looked up at the holographic projection to see his dandruff from three days ago being auctioned off in the Ghost Market, the winning bid worth half of Yama's coffin fund.
"System Quest: Serve as Chief Mentor of Celestial Realm 101"
"Reward: Auto-Tune Immortal Art (can adjust Sun Wukong's monkey shrieks into dolphin pitches)"
Chapter 22