While Chen Mo squatted at the entrance of the spirit mine, fine-tuning his beauty filter, the Husky used its tail like a broom to clean up the spirit stone fragments. The Bronze Box was mounted on a minecart for an automated livestream, its title flashing with prismatic light: "Folks! PDD slash-a-price in the Cultivation World, slash down a spirit vein to win the Sect Leader's autographed boxers!"
"System Task: Sell one hundred thousand spirit stones in three hours through live streaming."
"Penalty: Mortgaged to the Hehuan Sect as a matrilocal son-in-law."
As soon as the camera focused on the pile of spirit stones, a young master from an aristocratic family rushed into the frame in tears: "Master! Teach my dad how to be a professional deadbeat!" Chen Mo countered by clapping a "Bankrupt Koi" headband onto him: "Place an order now and get *Thirty-Six Stratagems for Defaulting on Debts* for free, plus a Heavenly Tribulation Lightning Rod for the first fifty buyers!"
Chapter 26