When Chen Mo got stuck in the exhaust vent of the Alchemical Furnace, Taishang Laojun's beauty filter was shoved right against his backside. The livestream chat instantly exploded: "Holy shit! The Nine-Turn Golden Pill has become a spirit! That pill pattern looks like an enlightened asshole!"
"System Quest: Sell 100,000 dud pills in five minutes."
"Reward: Diamond-Indestructible Asshole."
"Folks! Now performing braised self in an iron wok!" Chen Mo switched the alchemy fire to low heat, casually grabbed a handful of wolfberries, and tossed them into the furnace. "Health-nut punk longevity pills, a must-have for staying up late cultivating immortality!" Taishang Laojun's horsetail whisk suddenly spontaneously combusted, and the old man wailed with a blown-out afro, "There goes my Samadhi True Fire persona!"
Chapter 28