As Chen Mo squatted in the center of the blood-sacrifice grand array slurping river snail rice noodles, a Husky was using its paw dipped in cinnabar to draw Old Man Ding on the ground. A Bronze Box was set up atop a pile of skulls to live-stream, its title floating with fluorescent bullet-screen comments: "Hey folks! Ancient secret techniques giveaway, follow the streamer to claim warding talismans!"
"Fellow Daoist, you're stepping on my great-grandfather's celestial skull..." The array-guarding disciple had just started to speak when Chen Mo backhanded a pack of Latiao at him: "How about your great-grandfather slurps one first? Authentic Celestial Realm specialty, eat it and achieve ascension on the spot!" Green flames suddenly flared in the skull's eye sockets, its jaws snapping together as it clicked out a "thumbs up".
"System prompt: Host's death-seeking behavior detected, Heavenly Derivation Dao Physique awakening progress at 1%."
Chapter 29