While Chen Mo was squatting in the Heavenly Dao Arbitration Tribunal eating instant noodles, the holographic contract in front of him was looping bullet comments that read "work to pay off your debts." A Husky wearing gold-rimmed glasses was acting as a lawyer, pressing plum-blossom paw prints onto the "nine lives of singlehood" clause, while Danwa was licking the arbitration mallet like a lollipop, making wet slurping sounds.
"System Notification: You currently owe the Heavenly Dao 99,999 points of Merit. Please select a repayment method: A. Thunder Tribulation 996; B. Secret Realm 007; C. Flesh Repayment (Hehuan Sect only)."
"I choose D!" Chen Mo splashed his instant noodle soup all over the contract. "I want a labor arbitration!" The soup suddenly turned into bloody runes, and an indifferent face belonging to Heavenly Dao customer service appeared in midair: "Dear, you have missed the seven-day no-reason return and exchange period~"
Chapter 31