Chen Mo was squatting at the respawn point munching on Latiao, the "King of Deadbeats" title glowing and sparking above his head. This thing was a bug produced by the system, and every time it sparked it gave players within a ten-meter radius an ionic hair-straightening treatment. The local hair salon owner had already come to pay homage three times.
"System prompt: You have died 250 times, unlocking the hidden achievement 'King of Two-Fifty'. Reward: Respawn point upgraded to a shared power bank."
"Family! Now presenting fancy death-staging!" Chen Mo mounted the Xuanming Mirror on the old locust tree at the village entrance. "Follow the host to unlock new ways to die, tip rockets to pick the pose!" Right on cue, 999 fire-attribute cultivators collectively conjured fireballs, roasting him until he sizzled like an oil-dripping beggar's chicken.
Chapter 32