As Chen Mo burped while holding an empty cola can, the morning bell of Tianjian Pavilion suddenly turned into the sound of a carbonated beverage can opening. Three thousand disciples soared into the sky on flying swords, the exhaust from their swords spewing jet-black bubbles as a caramel-scented Sword Intent filled the mountains.
"System prompt: Ancient carbonated Sword Intent activated. Unlocked hidden achievement: 'Happy Couch Potato Soda Sword Immortal'."
Nangong Lie stroked his beard and chased after Danwa. "You little rascal! My eighty-year-old peach blossom wine has all turned into cola flavor!" Danwa bolted across the courtyard riding a Husky, its dog fur coated in sticky syrup as it dragged out the characters for "Authentic Couch Potato Happy Sword" on the ground.
Chapter 35