As Chen Mo squatted by the edge of the Abyssal Rift, scooping up "Sword Qi French fries," Danwa was busy drawing abstract graffiti on the rock wall using boy's urine. Suddenly, the Husky clamped half of the Executioner Sword in its jaws like a backscratcher, rubbing it against its backside to create sparks that ignited the Demonic Qi ketchup.
"Fire! It's on fire!" Chen Mo grabbed the Bronze Box to use as a fire extinguisher, spraying Meng Po Soup that mixed with the Demonic Qi to create a mist smelling of hot and sour soup. The entire Abyssal Rift began to bubble and churn, and a message from the First Generation Patriarch materialized on the cliff face: "In case of emergency, please ring the bell—though it seems the old man forgot to install one."
[System prompt: Demonic Qi conversion rate has reached 99%. Unlocked achievement: "Hell Master Chef"]
Chapter 38