While Chen Mo was squatting at the entrance of the forbidden Sword Tomb cracking melon seeds, a Husky was using its tail as a broom to sweep away the seed shells. Suddenly, Danwa pointed at a sweet-and-sour sword scar on the rock wall and said, "Daddy, this place can sing!" With that, she let loose a stream of childhood urine right into the crack, and the entire stone wall suddenly emitted a creaking sound like an old vinyl record.
"System prompt: Ancient BGM 'Don't Forget' fragmentary score detected."
"Goodness gracious, this is a xianxia version of a phonograph!" Using a nail clipper as a phonograph needle, Chen Mo poked it against the wall, causing a disjointed nursery rhyme to drift out from within: "Moonlight bright, heart in a fright, the Sword Tomb hides candy... *cough cough*!" The second half abruptly turned into a fit of violent coughing.
Chapter 39