Chen Mo squatted in front of the outer sect Trial Stele, gnawing on sugarcane residue, while the Husky used its tail to grip a broom and polish the stone monument. Suddenly, Danwa stuck out his little buttocks toward the gilded characters "Ninth Heaven of Sword Intent" on the face of the stele and released a stream of boy's urine, carving a crooked character meaning "demolish".
"Chen Ergou! You're bringing the little hound to wreak havoc on the sacred grounds again!" the managing senior brother roared as he sprinted over, holding up his trousers. The tooth marks that the Husky had bitten into his jade waist-pendant last time were still clearly visible. Chen Mo leisurely spat out a piece of sugarcane residue. "Senior brother's newly purchased waist-cincher is not bad, except it pulls your face tighter than the Trial Stele."
Before the morning mist had even cleared, the outer sect disciples witnessed a bizarre spectacle: a gray-robed handyman was waving a bald-headed broom like a shaman dancing before the Trial Stele. Every time Chen Mo poked the surface of the stele, the Bronze Box synchronously played the Overture of the Small Sword Association, startling the cranes perched atop the stele until they shed their feathers en masse.
Chapter 46