At the end of the seven-colored slide, a bizarre fragrance of strawberries mixed with fermented bean curd drifted through the air. Chen Mo's straw shoes had barely touched the ground when vines wrapped around him like a zongzi. Danwa shrieked with excitement as he rode on the back of the Husky, whose paws dug up glowing mushrooms all over the ground. The splashing spore dust dyed Nangong Lie into a walking glow stick, and every time the drunken elder burped, he spewed out magical stardust.
"That damn old man dares to covet my back garden!" The roar of the Fairy of Yaochi knocked three Flat Peas down from the branches. The fruits rolled to Li Wuhen's feet and split open automatically, revealing a chibi figurine of the First Generation Patriarch stuffed inside—the figurine was sticking its butt out and carving "The Fairy of Yaochi is a tigress" onto a peach pit. Law Enforcement Elder's Sword Qi was just about to come down when the figurine suddenly began playing a recording: "Little Hen-hen, don't be mad. The love letter you wrote to the fairy when you were seven is still under my pillow......"
The Demon Lord's black-gold combat boots crushed the figurine, and the strawberry juice stuck to the soles dragged a shameful heart shape across the ground. The Fairy of Yaochi flicked her Flowing Cloud Sleeves to scoop up a twenty-pound *Celestial Realm Gossip Weekly Omnibus*. As the pages fluttered, they revealed an illustration of a young Li Wuhen wearing women's clothing and presen…
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