The mountainside of the chocolate volcano was covered in sugary cracks, with every fissure puffing out chili-flavored white smoke. Chen Mo's straw sandals were stuck in the thick chocolate paste, stretching out golden threads like candied sweet potatoes with every step. The Husky scampered over to the cliffside and licked fiercely; the moment its dog tongue touched the dark chocolate, it was struck by the spice and started spinning in circles like a runaway tumble dryer, its flying drool pasting a mask of agony onto Danwa's face.
"That old bastard even makes magma perversely spicy!" Demon Lord's Black Gold Halberd armor was scorched caramel-colored by the splattering latiao magma, shedding chocolate crusts with every step. Fairy of Yaochi flicked her Flowing Cloud Sleeves to scoop up a piece of volcanic rock, crushing it only to find First Generation Patriarch's voice capsule inside: "Surprise! This magma is mixed with this old man's three hundred years of foot skin... oh wait, I mean Sword Intent essence!"
Li Wuhen's Sword Qi leveled half a hill, exposing the metal pipes hidden beneath the chocolate shell. Nangong Lie drunkenly hugged his Wine Gourd to catch the magma, brewing a bubbling batch of "Blazing Passion Promax" edition whose exhaled alcoholic fumes fumigated Ling Wuchen's disco-ball hairstyle into candied chestnuts. Danwa seized the opportunity to pee on the pipe joint, the boy's urine and chili oil mixing into a bizarre sauce that followed the pipe grooves to ac…
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