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Chapter 52

Chapter 52

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A rainbow slide filled with holy water from Yaochi wound its way between the clouds, with three hundred cranes crouching at the exit, biting down on scoring tags. Chen Mo’s straw sandals had barely touched the changing room tiles when an automatic changing spell fitted him with shark swim trunks—complete with the "First Generation Patriarch's Selected" anti-counterfeit QR code printed on the lower back. A Husky leaped into the disinfection pool and drank its fill, its dog belly visibly swelling like a balloon until every hair bristled, spraying lemon-scented holy water that splattered against the Demon Lord's abs, leaving a fluorescent tattoo that read "Sweep Away Blackness and Eliminate Evil." "Folks, this pool can read minds!" Chen Mo’s Bronze Box floated on the water surface to live-stream, and in the frame, Nangong Lie had just touched the wave pool water when his entire body instantly sprouted wine-bottle scales. Li Wuhen’s Sword Qi cleaved through the waves, but the splashing droplets transformed into love letters all over the sky, chasing the Law Enforcement Elder's six-pack to form a heart-shaped mosaic. Danwa floated past riding an inflatable duck, his boyish urine tracing a treasure map at the bottom of the pool. Right where the urine stains marked the spot, a fountain suddenly rose, holding aloft the bellyband that the Fairy of Yaochi had lost eight hundred years ago and letting it flutter in the wind. The wave pool suddenly shifted to berserk mode, the ten-meter…

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