Meng Po’s soup ladle struck a Bronze Box at the end of the Road to the Underworld, creating a bronze compass whose trembling needle pointed to a billboard reading "Three Lifetimes of Destined Love: Emotional LARP Edition." The moment Chen Mo’s straw sandals stepped onto Naihe Bridge, the bridge deck suddenly fractured into a tic-tac-toe grid, popping up character cards from every square—Nangong Lie’s panda paw slammed down on "The Overbearing Yama Falls in Love with Me," while Li Wuhen’s Sword Qi automatically bound him to "The Iceberg Judge Runs Away with a Bun."
"Please draw your roles, valued guests~" Meng Po materialized a pair of gold-rimmed glasses from nowhere, eight mechanical spider legs extending from beneath her JK skirt as she shoved the Demon Lord into the "Strawberry Spirit Reincarnation" seating tier. A Husky trotted onto the scene with Danwa’s diaper in its jaws, its paw hitting the hidden role of "Celestial Jinx," immediately crowning its head with an unlucky special-effects halo.
As the script began, Naihe Bridge transformed into an eighty-story Xianxia office building. The Fairy of Yaochi was forced to play a cleaning lady, clutching a bottle of *The Overbearing Yama’s Runaway Sweetheart* detergent inside her Flowing Cloud Sleeves. Li Wuhen’s dark martial arts robes were replaced with maternity wear, his sword-formed fake belly shaking with his lines: "The child... the child is not yours!" Across from him, a drunken Nangong Lie picked up his cue: "Then it…
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