Danwa's diaper navigation flashed a pink arrow at the edge of a black hole, pointing straight at a floating colorful light ball in the distance. As Chen Mo approached on his flying sword, the light ball suddenly split into eight hundred disco spotlights, illuminating everyone as if they had fallen into a rainbow candy store in a nightclub. The Husky became so excited that it stood on its hind legs, its paws stepping on the sound waves of the void, moonwalking across the sonic waves while the sparks from its tail spelled out the bullet comment: "Designated Dog of the First Generation Square Dance Association."
"Welcome to the Celestial Realm Dance Competition!" The holographic projection of the First Generation Patriarch descended from the sky wearing leopard-print tight pants, with nightclub-style fluorescent sunglasses perched on the bridge of his nose. "Successful challengers can unlock this old man's private stash... oops, I mean the peerless sword manual!" With that, he snapped his fingers, and eight slot machines rose beneath everyone's feet, their pull levers stained with suspicious strawberry jam.
Nangong Lie drunkenly hugged the slot machine, jamming his Wine Gourd into the coin slot. Instead of gold coins, the machine frantically spewed out three hundred life-sized stickers of Li Wuhen—ranging from his stoic face as the Law Enforcement Elder to his forced cross-dressing, complete with every option available. Just as the Law Enforcement Elder's Sword Qi was about to…
Chapter 57