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Chapter 58

Chapter 58

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The holographic projection of the First Generation Patriarch gestured a "great luck and great profit" sign above Yaochi, while five hundred crane transport planes airdropped supply crates into the clouds. The moment Chen Mo's straw sandals touched the ground, a supply crate slammed right down over him—bouncing out of the box was a flat-bottomed pan embedded with strawberries, its base engraved with the anti-counterfeiting steel stamp: "Special Supply by the Patriarch: Physical Transcendence." The Husky barked frantically in excitement as it chased a parachute, its paws tearing open a supply pack that exploded into three hundred pounds of dog food, the packaging printed with an advertisement of Li Wuhen's stinky face: "Eat this Elder-branded dog food and pass the Celestial Exams with ease!" The poison circle began to close in from the Meng Po Soup hot spring, where the First Generation Patriarch's meme expressions bobbed up and down in the pink-purple mist. Nangong Lie, drunk, hugged his Wine Gourd like an assault rifle, the sprayed mist of wine condensing into the two characters for "cover," only to be withered away by the toxic fog into a barrage of "easy kill." Li Wuhen's Sword Qi swept across the wheat field, and the golden wheat ears suddenly transformed into "Five Years of Tribulation Transcendence" test papers, every wrong answer exploding into a mocking emoticon. "There's a sneaky camper to the northeast!" The Fairy of Yaochi's Flowing Cloud Sleeves rolled up into a …

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