Fairy Sister's assistant was hired only in the past two years, so Chen Hao did not know her.
The young girl introduced them to each other. She was quite relaxed around her assistant, introducing her casually, "This is uncle Chen Hao."
The assistant thought this was a nickname and asked timidly, "Should I call him uncle too?"
"No, 'uncle' is my exclusive title. No one else is allowed to call him that. You can call him Rat."
The young assistant respectfully greeted him, "Brother Hao!"
That was how the entertainment circle worked—regardless of the artist's age, assistants always called everyone brother or sister.
Outwardly she looked respectful, but inwardly she rolled her eyes all the way to the heavens.
*Oh, my Fairy Sister, I never expected you to be so wild! How on earth is this Xiaoshuai an uncle? Is there something particularly large about him somewhere?*
Working together, the three of them managed to get the goldfish, lotus leaves, and duckweed settled into the water tank. Looking at the goldfish swimming around, everyone felt quite satisfied.
After finishing, Chen Hao prepared to go back to typing his novel, but the young girl was not having it. She told him to pack up his laptop and come write at her house, adding that he could stay for lunch too.
There was nothing fun in this courtyard; once Chen Hao started typing, she would be bored, yet she could not bear to leave the uncle behind on her own. So, she simply decided to kidnap the uncle and take him home early.
Chen Hao thought about it and nodded in agreement. He actually quite liked Liu Xiaoli's cooking.
The young girl's mother was truly a top-tier woman—good-looking, delicate and soft-bodied, and skilled at cooking.
The assistant shivered. *Have you people already reached the stage of meeting the parents?*
*It's over, it's over. My artist's public image is going to collapse.*
"Sister, do I need to go home with you?"
*You guys don't need assistant services for your dating, right? I'd rather just keep taking my vacation.*
"Of course you're coming! Work starts in a few days, so we need to go back and discuss the schedule together." Play hard as she might, when there was work to be done, the young girl took it quite seriously.
"Fine!" The assistant agreed readily on the outside, but inside she was very apprehensive. *If they make me push their hips, am I supposed to push or not?*
The young girl tossed her car keys to the assistant and scrambled into Chen Hao's Wrangler.
As soon as she got in, she kicked off her shoes and sat cross-legged on the seat barefoot.
Chen Hao was momentarily dazed. The celestial filter shattered into a million pieces—so this was what Fairy Sister was really like.
Thinking Chen Hao was staring at her feet, the young girl lifted her little foot and said, "I don't have stinky feet. If you don't believe me, smell."
Chen Hao slapped the back of her foot hard. "Get lost! Who wants to smell your stinky feet."
Mentioning stinky feet reminded Chen Hao of someone.
"Right, do you still hang out with Yang Hanshu these days?"
"Yeah, we're good sisters. Sometimes we meet up to go karaoke and stuff. Uncle, do you not like her?"
"How can you tell I don't like her?"
"Back when we were on the crew of *The Return of the Condor Heroes*, I used to hang out with her a lot, but whenever you took over my body, you didn't really like talking to her."
"Actually, I don't really have any problem with her. In fact, I quite admire her—she's going to be famous very soon."
"She's already famous. After *Chinese Paladin 3* aired a few months ago, she finally made it."
"That's nothing. The fame I'm talking about isn't that kind of minor popularity; I mean massive, skyrocketing fame."
"Really? Is she that amazing? What does she star in?"
"Next year she's starring in a time-travel drama—where a modern person travels back to the Qing dynasty and falls in love with an imperial prince. It's totally cheesy, but she'll become wildly popular because of it. After that, her career will just keep climbing. She'll become a ratings guarantee and the queen of television. She'll even open a company with her manager, become a boss, and sign quite a few artists under her. Her popularity will stay consistently high—she'll basically be second to none, right below you. For someone with zero roots or background, making it this far is truly not easy."
"Well, that's pretty good then. Who cares if the drama is good or bad, as long as the person gets famous? Once you're famous, you have opportunities."
"Some people might not see it that way. They might feel like the people ahead of them are blocking their path."
"What do you mean? Did she fall out with me?"
"Later on, on your birthday, she'll take an unflattering photo of you, edit it into black and white, and post it to celebrate your birthday."
"..."
*No, why would she do that?*
The young girl felt a bit heartbroken. She thought that she and Yang Hanshu shared a genuine friendship, so why would she do such a thing?
There was Jiang Papa from school whose relationship was mediocre at best, and now this little sister from the shooting of *The Return of the Condor Heroes* was acting like this too. Was there really no friendship in this entertainment circle?
Chen Hao found himself acting like a gossip once again. Yang Hanshu hanging out with whoever was popular didn't amount to much on its own, but pulling a stunt like posting a black-and-white photo was just too vicious. It wouldn't cause any substantive harm to the young girl, but it was purely meant to disgust people.
Though the young girl had been a bit rowdy in his courtyard today, she was genuinely good to Chen Hao.
Chen Hao wasn't cold-hearted either; he couldn't bear to see this young girl get hurt in the future, so he gave her a warning to invest less emotional attachment in Yang Hanshu so that the eventual betrayal wouldn't hurt quite as much.
The young girl felt emo for a moment and asked, "Uncle, am I really that unlikable in the industry?"
"You don't make friends with many people, but you do have a few good ones. Shu Chang, Jane Zhang, and a few others have always maintained a very good relationship with you."
"Hehe, that's not bad then. Uncle, I'll invite them out and we can all go sing karaoke together!"
Speaking of singing, Chen Hao suddenly thought of someone else. "Right, don't you have a childhood friend named Yao Beina?"
"Yeah, yeah! She's an older sister I've known since I was little, but she's in a song and dance troupe, so it's not convenient for her to come out and play."
"Uh, what's your relationship with this sister like?"
"Pretty good. Is she going to backstab me too?"
"Not that, but I have some bad news. In a few years, your sister is going to get breast cancer and pass away."
"Ah!!!"
"If your relationship is good, find a way to remind her to go for a check-up. Breast cancer can be treated if caught early, but you have to be careful with your approach—you cannot let on that it came from me."
"Ah!!!"
The news shocked the young girl. Recovering from her surprise, she suddenly leaned forward, grabbed Chen Hao's head, and planted a kiss on his cheek.
"What the hell are you doing?"
The young girl's sudden ambush startled Chen Hao so badly that the steering wheel swerved.
"Uncle, this information is too important! This is life-saving information, thank you!"
"Even so, you shouldn't use my life to save hers! I'm driving here, woman!"
"Ah, sorry, sorry! I was just too excited. Uncle, don't worry, I will never betray you. I'll figure out a way on my own to trick Sister Na into getting a physical exam!"
In the Ferrari following closely behind Chen Hao's car, the assistant noticed the vehicle ahead suddenly swerve. Looking up, she saw her own artist violently kissing the handsome young man.
The assistant's vision went black, and the Ferrari swerved as well.
*Oh, my Fairy Sister, even if your uncle is rather handsome, you don't have to be this starved, do you?*
*Even if you really are that hungry, you don't need to start devouring each other out in the middle of the road!*
*You're the most popular mega-star, hello?!*
*You can't... at least you shouldn't...*