City of the Crazy Mom

Two elite assassins thought they'd seen it all—until parenthood hit. Now they're juggling PTA meetings, playground politics, and the cutthroat world of elementary school social hierarchies, all while keeping their deadly past buried. After decades in the shadows collecting everyone's darkest secrets, this couple must navigate suburban warfare more treacherous than any contract kill. Can former assassins survive school fundraisers and nosy neighbors? When your greatest weapons are blackmail material on half the city, normal family life becomes the most dangerous mission yet.