Civilization Observation Report

Across the cosmos, I've chronicled the birth and death of worlds, watched empires bloom and crumble into stardust. Behind every star lies an eternal mystery—and this report is proof. My mission: document the universe's secrets. My problem: surviving my probation period. "Just write what you observed." "Can I skip straight to permanent status?" "Absolutely not." "..." The galaxy holds infinite wonders, but when you gaze upward at the night sky, what's really watching back?