My Teacher Isekai'd Our Entire Class to a Cultivation World

One toast at their graduation party, and the entire underachieving Class 11 wakes up in a xianxia realm—courtesy of their homeroom teacher's thirty-year-old retirement plan. Song Chengmin wasn't joking when he said he'd take them somewhere "with humans, demons, devils, and immortals." Now these academic failures must survive spiritual root testing, demonic beasts, and immortal politics while their teacher plays dungeon master with their lives. No cheat systems, no prophecies—just a ragtag group of former slackers trying not to die before they learn their first cultivation technique. Who knew s…