Hello everyone, my name is Camilla, and I am a pathetic free-loader snake. A few days ago, my first master cruelly gave me away to my current master.
Although changing masters didn't make much difference to me at first, once I ended up in this person's hands, I realized—the difference is huge.
My current master is a pervert!
Don't let this human cub's harmless, "kind and cute" appearance fool you. Not long after I arrived at his house, he began his devilish training sessions with me.
Oh, no, no, no. This isn't training at all, it's psychological manipulation... No, wait, he's gaslighting me! He's mind-fucking me!
When I don't do things his way, he withholds my dried small fish. He even trains me while staring at his phone—is he showing his disdain for me just so he can keep messing with my head?
Oh, just listen to what he says: "What dried small fish? It's a miracle I haven't chopped you into eight pieces." He's threatening me! Wuuu, former master, this isn't the bus to free-loader paradise...
However, as a resilient free-loader snake, what kind of master does it matter? As long as I get fed, he's a good master. If I wander outside, I'll starve to death...
Next, I would like to detail the crimes of my master for everyone.
My little master seems to be doing some extremely bloody work. Yesterday, he took me to a place where I witnessed him expertly tie up a person, take out that thin knife that had threatened me, and slice countless cuts all over the bound person's body.
"I remember you have a private hobby. Why don't I satisfy it for you today?"
Wait, hang on. What kind of strange things is the little master saying?
"If you don't tell me the location of that batch of weapons, I won't guarantee that I won't cut the meat off your entire left leg, oh~"
Oh! Just listen to what he said. Even more explicit than the last line.
"Won't talk? Then today we'll try pan-searing mutton leg. The most delicious food is often obtained in the simplest ways."
Goodness me, what is he doing? He's shoving the meat he cut from that person right back into that person's mouth...
Alright, let's just gloss over this incident.
Ever since the little master made me watch that incredibly bloody, unimaginably gruesome scene, a firm conviction took root in my heart: Just survive!
Whatever the master says goes. The master's word is law!
...Well, actually, I'm just worried the master will chop me up, and I'm also worried I won't have anything to eat.
There is also a silver-haired, long-straight-haired person by the little master's side. That silver-haired person radiates an aura of danger everywhere. Why isn't the little master afraid at all? And what is up with the little master's feigned bashful expression?
"Gin-chan, if you allow me to take a day off, I'll make an exception and keep you company tonight. I can mix you a martini and chat with you. Look how considerate I am~"
Wah, what kind of pure little boy is this... He is definitely not like this with me.
No, what is going on? I am actually jealous. This is not normal! (Snake face turns red)
...
How hateful. Today the little master seemed very stingy, only giving me a tiny, tiny bit of dried small fish—
That's right, just as I was planning to sneak a bite, the little master caught me!
"Camilla, you've caught my attention.
Sneaking food is a no-no, though~"
And then that thin knife that had cut that person the other day was held right against my head.
Wait, hang on. Why is he talking to a snake... Uh, no, got the wrong priority.
Facts tell me that if you don't court death, you won't die, so I will never sneak food again. I really just wanted to blend in with humans and score some free meals, wuuu—
But it seemed like the master was just trying to scare me and didn't actually follow through. Even so, I was still terrified—what if his hand slipped...
And then I got tossed into a cage by the master, and he even patted my head—damn it, I don't want a perverted master to fall in love with me!
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