Cultivation? I'm Just Running Away!

Chen Gou has one goal: survive his accidental transmigration into a cultivation world and get back to gaming in peace. Sect beauties? Hard pass—romance slows down a good escape. Ancient ruins? No thanks, his cozy hideout is perfect. But fate has other plans. Every time he runs, divine treasures fall into his hands. Every time he hides, powerful masters stumble at his feet. The harder he tries to stay low-key, the more cultivators worship him as 'The Almighty God.' Now he's stuck with fairies as disciples and a reputation he never wanted. All he craves is his old life: snacks, games, and zero r…