Damn System, Stop Blocking My Cultivation!

All Xia Jiuyuan wants is to slack off and cultivate in peace—so why does his system keep dragging him into world-shaking events? When a reporter confronts him about conspiracy theories claiming he secretly rules the world, he tries to deny it. But his connections to the Human Emperor, Beast King, Winged King, Sea King, and the mysterious King of ■■ tell a different story. Despite his protests, the evidence is damning: this reluctant hero may have accidentally conquered the world while just trying to mind his own business.