Dare Touch Buzhou Mountain? Sorry, Instant Vaporization!

While Hongjun preaches at Zixiao Palace and three thousand mighty cultivators scramble for enlightenment, Chen Changsheng receives a system notification that changes everything. Saint? Who needs that path! He boldly chooses option two and claims the primordial world's greatest treasure before anyone realizes it's gone. The Three Pure Ones sit smugly on their cushions, convinced they're Pangu's true heirs. The Twelve Ancestral Witches desperately search for their father's bloodline essence. None of them know the ultimate prize of the Great Desolation has already been delivered—signed, sealed, a…