Please Don't Enchant My Basic Skills With Weird Traits

Victor just wanted to be a normal enchanter—until his system started attaching the most absurd traits to his basic skills. Mental Pollution on Wilderness Survival? Now monsters' brains short-circuit when they look at him. Mutual Destruction on Basic Archery? Congratulations, you've unlocked a nuclear arrow (bow not included). While other adventurers specialize in one role, Victor becomes a one-man army: scout, tank, DPS, and walking disaster all rolled into one. In a world where enchanters play it safe with +1 sharpness, Victor's about to revolutionize the profession—one catastrophically overp…