Douluo: My System Acts Up Again

In this multiverse, you can't play without a system! Awaken at the start and gain the most bizarre "Unconvinced System"! "System detects host envies Tang San's twin martial souls. System refuses to accept — helps host awaken triple martial souls!" ... "System detects host envies Tang San's upcoming external spirit bone, the Eight Spider Lances. System refuses to accept — grants host external spirit bone, Dragon Phoenix Ancient Wings!" ... "System detects host being brutally beaten by Zhao Wuji. System refuses to accept — has already gifted a Spirit Douluo experience card." ... Anything besides…