Douluo Sharingan: I Really Didn't Coerce Xiao Wu

Chen Xuan mysteriously transmigrates into the world of Douluo Dalu, inexplicably joins Shrek Academy, and somehow leaves behind a love child with Xiao Wu—everything happens for no damn reason. He's frustrated. Transmigration? Fine. But why now, right at the Continental Elite Spirit Master Tournament? Too early? Too late? He can't intercept opportunities, grab immortal herbs, build connections, or join the Spirit Hall. Everything seems too late. Everyone says the Shrek Seven Monsters are upright, humble, kind, and easy to get along with. Is that really true? They say being a member of Shrek is…