Dragon Ball: System, These Choices Make No Sense!

Waking up in the Dragon Ball universe should be a dream come true—until the system offers two impossible choices. Wait 500 years for Goku's powers and die before you get them? Or follow the plot and gamble on random rewards that might include Goku's 'talents' (spoiler: eating contests don't count) or a relationship with Bulma? Mo Yongye just wanted to survive, not navigate the galaxy's most unreasonable system while Saiyans destroy planets for fun.