Gu Yang squatted down and looked at the little bastard, who was crying loudly and shaking with terror.
He twisted his mouth into a grimace, picked up the phone from the floor, and slipped it into his pocket.
Then, grabbing the little bastard by the hair, he flashed a ferocious smile. "Is the game fun?"
The little bastard kept glancing toward the fat woman blocked by the crowd, crying so hard he kept gasping for breath.
*Smack!* Gu Yang landed a direct slap across his face.
A red, swollen mark instantly rose.
"I asked you, is it fun?"
The surrounding customers felt a surge of satisfaction; they closed ranks even tighter, refusing to let the fat woman through.
Sniffling and trembling with intense fear, the little bastard stammered, "F... f... fun!"
Gu Yang nodded approvingly. "Good as long as it's fun. Since you like playing so much, I'll play with you, shall I?"
The little bastard turned to look at the fat woman again.
*Smack!*
Without a hint of mercy, Gu Yang delivered another slap.
Blood instantly trickled from the little bastard's nose, but he sniffled even more fearfully and mumbled, "F... fun!"
Gu Yang nodded with satisfaction. "Now, I'm the plant, and you're the zombie, okay?"
This time, the little bastard didn't dare look back; he hurried to stare at Gu Yang with a terrified gaze. "O... okay!"
Gu Yang raised his head to look at the things in the surrounding customers' hands.
The girl who had been crying earlier immediately opened her tote bag and took out a pack of melon seeds.
Gu Yang nodded in gratitude and tore open the package.
"I am now the Peashooter, pay attention!"
With that, Gu Yang stuffed the melon seeds into his mouth and sprayed them indiscriminately all over the little bastard's face.
After spitting a few times, his mouth felt terribly dry.
So he motioned toward a middle-aged man holding a bottle of mineral water.
The man didn't say a word, even helping to unscrew the cap.
Meanwhile, the fat woman was still wailing loudly on the outside.
Gu Yang took the water and took a sip first.
Looking at the little bastard, who didn't even dare let out a peep, he let out a chuckle. "Now I'm the Ice-peashooter."
*Ptoo!*
The surrounding customers turned red from holding back their laughter.
Gu Yang spat mouthful after mouthful of water onto the little bastard's head.
Wet hair clung to the little bastard's face, making him shrink back in even greater terror.
"Is it fun or not?" Gu Yang asked the little bastard after he finished spitting the water, holding the bottle in his hand.
The little bastard shook his head frantically.
Gu Yang's brow furrowed as he brought the bottle down hard against the little bastard's head.
"I've fucking spent half the day playing with you, and you actually dare say it's not fun?"
*Bang, bang, bang!*
The empty mineral water bottle was battered until it flew out of his hand.
The little bastard's head was covered in bumps, and he wailed in pain, "It's fun, it's fun."
Gu Yang grabbed the water gun from his hand.
"Since it's fun, let's play a little longer!"
Snot bubbling as he cried, the little bastard shook his head frantically. "No more playing, no more playing, I'll never play again."
At that moment, the middle-aged man patted Gu Yang on the shoulder, signaling that it was about enough.
Gu Yang nodded, and the man stepped aside.
The fat woman instantly lunged in.
Like a rabid dog, she latched onto Gu Yang's leg and started biting.
Gu Yang didn't indulge her either; he raised his foot and kicked her squarely in her pig-like face.
*Thud!* A stream of bloody mist mixed with several teeth instantly burst outward.
Seeing things escalate to such a degree, the surrounding customers hurriedly rushed to call the police.
The middle-aged man wanted to warn Gu Yang, but Gu Yang refused to listen at all.
He stepped forward, grabbed the fat woman by her long hair, and smashed her face directly against the seat where she had just planted her stinking feet.
*Bam! Bam! Bam!*
With every single smash, a patch of red stain was left behind, along with a few more teeth.
The hearts of the onlookers beat violently in rhythm with the blows.
"You think you're God? Then I'll send you to meet God!"
The fat woman was knocked straight into unconsciousness.
Not a single tooth was left in her mouth!
Right at that moment, the bus came to a stop.
The crowd hurriedly tried to block Gu Yang. "Young man, stop hitting her, you're going to kill her."
Gu Yang glanced at the police station nearby and gave a fierce grin. "It has nothing to do with you guys. A few of you, take that little bastard and come to the police station."
With that, Gu Yang took the lead by grabbing the fat woman by the hair.
*Smack!* He delivered a vicious slap across her face.
"We're at the police station. If you don't want your hair, keep playing dead for me, damn it!"
Startled, the woman bolted off the bus in a flash, running like a startled wild boar.
She didn't even care about her child.
Several customers brought the little bastard along and followed Gu Yang into the police station.
After setting the child down, one of the men looked at Gu Yang with a sympathetic expression. "Do you need us to stay as witnesses?"
Gu Yang simply waved a hand. "You guys get out of here quickly, this has nothing to do with you."
The customers looked at Gu Yang with gazes full of deep admiration and awe.
Then... they all turned and left.
Gu Yang didn't mind, listening to the pig-like squealing coming from inside.
With her toothless mouth, the fat woman was babbling something to the police officers.
After Gu Yang walked in, the fat woman pointed a fierce finger directly at him.
"It's him, it's him, he tried to murder me, he was going to kill me! Look at my teeth, they're all gone."
Several police officers looked at the gruesome state of the fat woman.
Then they looked at the child beside her, who had a bloody nose and a head full of bumps, crying so hard he looked like a boiling kettle.
An officer stood up and reached out to put handcuffs on Gu Yang.
"I'm a criminal just because she says so? What kind of police officer are you?"
The two male officers who had approached Gu Yang exchanged glances.
Both frowned as they stared at him.
"If it's not you, what are you doing in here?"
This reminded Gu Yang of Teacher Li at school, and why she always asked, "Why do you only ever resort to violence against others?"
So he let out a cold laugh. "I fucking come and go as I please! Call your chief out here!"
A middle-aged man walked out with a dark expression and said, "I am the chief!"
Gu Yang turned to look; as it turned out, the chief had already come out upon hearing the fat woman's wails.
"My name is Gu Yang. Check my file. Don't bother cuffing me—if anything goes wrong, you won't be able to bear the consequences!"
The dozen or so police officers in the lobby exchanged bewildered glances.
The chief was also momentarily stunned, then furrowed his brow and nodded at a female colleague.
"I want to see you locked up, I'm going to make you rot in prison, you murderer!"
The fat woman wailed loudly once more, her fat hand pointing angrily at Gu Yang as she cursed.
"Just look at this, look at what he did to my child.
Ah? Is there no justice left in this world, oh heavens above!"
Gu Yang could have called Gu Weiguo over, but after a moment's thought, he decided against it.
Gu Weiguo was probably still dealing with the aftermath of the earlier incident.
Truly, strange things happen every year, but this year has an awful lot of them.
Before long, the chief was looking at Gu Yang's file in astonishment.
He shot a skeptical glance at the female officer who had pulled the record. "Are you certain?"
"Positive. Gu Yang, 23 years old, a senior at Jianghuai City No. 3 High School, XYY syndrome patient!"
"Hiss..." Everyone who heard let out a sharp intake of breath in unison.
Gu Yang narrowed his eyes and looked at the fat woman, who was frozen in place.
"Do you know what XYY syndrome is?"
The fat woman blankly shook her head.
"It means that if you piss me off, I don't know any other tricks—I'll just want to kill you. Understand?"